A few more

posted Dec 13, 2013, 5:51 PM by Arlington Trombley   [ updated Dec 13, 2013, 5:51 PM ]
  1. your dad walks you to school because you're in  the same grade.
  2. you view the next family reunion as a chance to  meet girls.
  3. your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
  4. your front porch collapses and kills more than five dogs.
  5. the main course at potluck dinners is roadkill.
  6. you mow the front yard and find a car.
  7. your other truck is made by John Deere.
  8. you think suspenders are a type of shirt.
  9. going to the bathroom at night involves shoes and a  flashlight.
  10. you keep a spit cup on the ironing board.
  11. you ever got too drunk to fish.