Recognize yourself in this list?

posted Dec 13, 2013, 5:23 PM by Arlington Trombley   [ updated Dec 13, 2013, 5:23 PM ]
  1. Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos".
  2. You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.
  3. You've ever given rat traps as gifts.
  4. You clean your fingernails with a stick.
  5. Your coffee table used to be a cable spool.
  6. You keep a can of RAID on the kitchen table.
  7. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
  8. Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
  9. Every socket in your house breaks a fire code.
  10. You've totaled every car you've ever owned.
  11. There are more than five McDonald's bags in your car.