You Know I have to do this

posted Dec 13, 2013, 5:02 PM by Arlington Trombley   [ updated Dec 13, 2013, 5:03 PM ]
  1. You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.
  2. You ever cut your grass and found a car.
  3. You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't.
  4. You think the stock market has a fence around it.
  5. Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Drive-in Theater.
  6. Your boat has not left the drive-way in 15 years.
  7. You own a homemade fur coat.
  8. Chiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene concerns.
  9. You burn your yard rather than mow it.
  10. Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath."
(more to come)